Doo Demotivational Poster
THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - Scooby Doo and Velma are prepared, will you survive ?
PRANKS - Hilarious when they don't happen to you
IMAGINATION - There is no such thing as automatic doors only polite ninjas
UP LATE LAST NIGHT - I was making a voodoo doll for, well never mind you will find out soon enough.
AN EASIER WAY -
ZOMBIE GNOMES -
A DAY AT THE BEACH - Zoinks!
DEMON CATS -
Oh sure -
EXIT STRATEGY - Patience! Patience! Patience!
FREEDOM - Now get back to work.
FAST FOOD APOCALYPSE - AND YOU WONDER WHY WE ARE DOOMED
JIM MORRISON - The only exception for a good alcohlic
VISIT LATVERIA! - At least the trains run on time.
COMPUTERS - Because going outdoors is soooooo overrated.
PS3 - It doubles as a paperweight and a doorstop!!
LOVE - Opens the door to all you value in life.
THANKS - for the advice, you genius
CHICKEN HAWK - Looks like Foghorn Leghorn couldn't keep you safe from the Colonol.
SILVER LINING? -
TRUE LOVE - "I'll never let you go, Jack" *snaps frozen hand off*
20 TO LIFE - Your never take me to places I've never been before... OK, shall we begin with the kitchen now ?
I AM AN OUTDOORSMAN - The fact I am getting drunk on the patio is proof ...
JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES - Wait 'til they knock on my door.
E-X-C-E-R-C-I-S-E - Judge: spell exercise. Kid: could I have a definition. Judge: an activity, often performed outdoors, that requires physical exertion. Kid: Outdoors?
DEATH RAY -
OH MAH GAWD, - WHY HASN'T I KNOCKED FIRST?!
REAL MUSIC -
DEAR RICH BASTARD -
THE LAKE - is down that there empty trail. Ya hear a banjo playin', ya gone too far.
OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES -
PREMONITION - I had this overwhelming feeling of impending doom... and then it hit me.
DOORS - They'll get you every time.
MAYAN CALENDAR -
A LITTLE GAME - Once I had a little game, I liked to crawl back into my brain, I think you know the game I mean, I mean the game called "go insane" ---The Doors
VICTORY IN DEFEAT -
"Just You Wait Henry Higgins" -
PHOTO BOMBER -
Put Up Your Dukes -
CUZ THEY SAID? -
MARVEL PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL -
THE LAST DAY ON EARTH -
MANCUB JUNGLE -
WATCH OUT FOR TRAP WINDOWS -
BREAKING UP - Best explained through a doodle.
HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPPEDALIOPHOBIA - The fear of long words. Zoinks!
THE OUTDOORS - Haha, you're stuck behind a desk.
WAIT! - what if its unlocked?
DESPAIR - I am in it!
FEAR - The kid in the right knows it far better than you do.
PEACE OF MIND -
Mass Panic -
BRAVERY - I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast; for I intend to go in harm's way.
ACID ROCK -
USEFUL SIGNS - If You're At The Front Door: The Back Door Is Around The Front!
HEY LADIES - How would you like to sit on my lap and discuss anything that comes up?
BRAIN TEASERS - Can you find the door in this picture?
I'm doomed -
UNFORTUNATE LOVE -
TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT -
THIS DOOR IS LOCKED, BROKEN AND DOESN'T TAKE YOU ANY WHERE YOU WANT TO GO - Kinda Like My Social Life
Sliding Doors -
IF THE MAYANS ARE SO SMART... - ... Why are Cortez's descendants running the coke cartels?
GIFTED - SOME PEOPLE HAVE IT, SOME PEOPLE DON'T -
ALARM SYSTEM? - Nope, don't need one
THIS BLACK HOLE - is where your relationship is going.
Ninja Cat -
SCOOBY DOO AND THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACARE - The Lost Episode
POLAR BEAR MUNCHIES - Also happen to be crunchy
TIME - It only mocks you because someday you'll die.
SCIENCE FICTION TODAY - I don't have to write about the future. For most people, the present is enough like the future to be pretty scary. William Gibson
'SPECIAL DELIVERY' - Truckers are generally courteous and strong, pushing the hammer lane along I94, but how many times have we told you.. 'Use The Back Door'..!!
FOR ME -
GOOD THING - That door was installed to that Men's room. Now they can have privacy.
WILL YOU BE MY MOMMA? - Now isn't that cute? The little fellow wants us to be his momma!
ENVY - It's Lurking Again!
DOOM FROM ABOVE -
WISH AWAY -
HAPPY PASSOVER...WE KNOW WHOS BOOD THAT IS ON THE DOOR FRAME -
KNOCK KNOCK -
OPTIONS - When The Red's Blocking The Pink, You Shoot For The Brown
AFTERTHOUGHT - I should have known not all dogs are fond of peanut butter.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS - When you can't think of anything funny to post on motifake. You get black and white, and curl up in doorways, pulling your own hair and crying; "WHY?! WHY CAN'T I BE FUNNY?!"
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