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THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - Scooby Doo and Velma are prepared, will you survive ?


TAGS: scooby doo velma zombie apocalypse
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Budog

Millzy - August 23, 2016, 8:35 pm
I always knew there was something about Velma.
Kspace - July 4, 2011, 8:46 am
Anyone else find that the original artist made Velma look like Ellen Paige?
Budog - July 3, 2011, 10:16 pm
LMAO... obsess much? But still made me laugh, thanks.
440wakeup - July 3, 2011, 9:05 pm
i bombed it, because they already infected, scooby chewing on a zombie bone and velmas left bi-cep has been bitten.


PRANKS - Hilarious when they don't happen to you


TAGS: pranks airhorn doorknob wtf
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:15 pm
writing this one down...
jejeloman - November 21, 2011, 9:06 pm
It's perfect for sleepy people XD lol!!!
Rad - November 21, 2011, 12:49 am
This would make my wife soil herself! Great idea!


IMAGINATION - There is no such thing as automatic doors only polite ninjas




UP LATE LAST NIGHT - I was making a voodoo doll for, well never mind you will find out soon enough.




AN EASIER WAY -


TAGS: snail slime doorknob iceman
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

ihavenothingtodowiththis - November 27, 2011, 1:17 am
Hey Chicka Bump Bump
champ99 - November 21, 2011, 11:17 am
5o much for that cup of coffee.
dbeatham - November 20, 2011, 12:04 pm
theres a door?
gas - November 19, 2011, 2:10 pm
OMG XD


ZOMBIE GNOMES -




A DAY AT THE BEACH - Zoinks!


TAGS: velma daphne shaggy scooby doo hanna barbera swimsuit bikini bikinis
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by jalford

rudeboy308 - July 5, 2011, 12:03 am
5L from this Team Velma member!
HAL8999 - March 27, 2010, 1:30 am
Is it me. Or is Shaggy 'tenting'???
Occupo Noctis - January 8, 2010, 2:25 pm
Danger-prone Daphene breaks sh!t... *cringes* Velma FTW!!
Treehodger - September 13, 2009, 3:33 pm
Them nerdy-chicks are ***y as all Hell. Think of it this way, they may not get laid much, but they can "Study" for hours on end. : )
temp - September 12, 2009, 8:08 pm
This is Motifake. Anything is possible.
Guest091 - September 7, 2009, 3:14 am
Velma? In a bikini? Impossible...
Woodywood03a - July 30, 2009, 11:22 am
They are not looking at the beach ball.


LAZY -


TAGS: lazy doorstopper package funny stupid
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by paulosportivo

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:07 am
Epic win or fail is irrelevant. Seeing this boggled my brain in a way it has never been boggled before.
Verdeckt - September 4, 2011, 5:25 pm
Good point, you should upload pic to Epic fail and/or stupid humans
the1stCOMMI3 - September 4, 2011, 5:12 pm
is thi5 considered an epic fail, or epic win? WE MUST FIND OUT!!!


DEMON CATS -


TAGS: cats demon eyes door
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Sean - November 27, 2009, 2:38 pm
What do you think they are all in line for, spacedog?
spacedog - November 27, 2009, 11:44 am
I can't imagine having litter boxes for all those cats, so I guess your garden is full of crap.
CANADA - November 27, 2009, 11:34 am
WTF, are you some crazy cat lady?


Oh sure -


TAGS: horse dog door house broken disapproval
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by spacedog

ughomer - September 4, 2013, 4:29 am
5upperb!
JesusWept - July 6, 2013, 5:36 pm
Outstanding! L L L L L
Airman - June 27, 2013, 1:10 am
LOL


EXIT STRATEGY - Patience! Patience! Patience!


TAGS: exit strategy patience lock door
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by ezonya

tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:40 pm
...quit bein a pansy and give it a good hard yank. Those screws won't hold against a hard pull or a solid boot.
pzykosiz - October 24, 2010, 6:27 pm
in case of fire, use the window instead
rerun - October 22, 2010, 8:29 pm

In case of fire.....
Neener - October 22, 2010, 7:05 pm
I was trying to think of a MJ Fox poster for this lock.


DOOMED -


TAGS: we are all doomed
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Airman

birddseedd - November 25, 2012, 12:27 am
A woman who wanted ***???
Anonymous2 - July 10, 2010, 12:46 am
Nonsense, I know of one man who lived into his 80s, was an expert on art who masturbated often. He even got married, but his wife divorced him because after 5 years they never consummated it, even though she wanted to.
Faceplant31 - July 9, 2010, 4:15 pm
ROR! Too funny Airman!


Honesty -


TAGS: honest conversation doom
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Meenie

fgd051943 - September 27, 2015, 3:31 pm
I'm sorry that I could only give you 5L!!This one deserves much more than that!
Meenie - September 25, 2015, 8:17 am
Thank you all
GaryO - September 25, 2015, 5:56 am
Naw, baby, that dress don’t make you look fat...morbidly obese maybe, but not fat
Greeny - September 25, 2015, 5:47 am
Oooo - shouldna said that...
Greeny - September 25, 2015, 5:47 am
hahaha - you spelled Chrysler Air Raid Siren wrong - in quotes even!
MissPriss - September 24, 2015, 11:51 pm
Fair enough but when we do give our "subtle" hints that you said something you should never say bet you a 5L you never say it again...teehee
spacedog - September 24, 2015, 5:46 pm
Nice one.
Oldsod - September 24, 2015, 4:01 pm
A home run on the first at-bat! 5d and faved!


FREEDOM - Now get back to work.


TAGS: freedom work funny wilderness outdoors
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by Justin

Sean - April 28, 2009, 5:06 pm
Yeah divi, that's never happened here before now.
divi - April 28, 2009, 4:15 pm
finally, a motifake that actually resembles the original despair.com ones!
RnR - July 24, 2008, 6:18 pm
isn't that the route to the Overlook h**el (The Shining)?


FAST FOOD APOCALYPSE - AND YOU WONDER WHY WE ARE DOOMED


TAGS: food apocalypse doomed mcdonalds fat
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Lavinator

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:20 pm
(blink) is he getting paid to advertise for those companies? I got some clear chub and could use some more burger money.
Reality Lord - February 20, 2012, 3:10 pm

no lingering death here. one massive explosion of arteries. and in the end...maybe he's the smart one.


JIM MORRISON - The only exception for a good alcohlic


TAGS: thedoors jimmorrison beer
Rating: 1.8/5

More motifakes by sparky444

jameswnash - December 8, 2010, 12:16 am
dont apologize. make a group one ! lol
sparky444 - November 24, 2010, 3:59 pm
I would like to apoligize for this one I made right after I. Watched the doors move I didn't think of janis joplin the rat pack stephen king edger allen poe george burns hemmingway and any others u could possibley think of
jameswnash - November 23, 2010, 10:07 pm
So I guess members of the Rat Pack don't count or George Burns or, Janis Joplin, Hemmingway, Edgar Allen Poe, Stephen King,,oh the list can go and on


VISIT LATVERIA! - At least the trains run on time.




HISTORY -


TAGS: those who fail are doomed to repeat
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:56 am
Hey there, Produceman... welcome. If you get a moment... say hello... http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8063&start=330
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:54 am
It would be the same with Hockey up here.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:54 am
America will be mostly concerned with whether or not a Western war would affect the playing of the Super Bowl.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:45 am
Figures.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:43 am
Ah, WW3. Where the Canadians will be fighting the Alaskans and America will be too busy fighting the super power of the Hawaii-Argentina coalition.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:42 am
Time-capsule this one. When WW3 starts... this is why.


COMPUTERS - Because going outdoors is soooooo overrated.


TAGS: computers outside outdoors overated trees
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:48 pm
lol echo
Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:48 pm
Gee, talk about a Windows software....
Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:47 pm
Gee, talk about a Windows software....
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 10:49 pm
I like it. Good one pykosis. (my sideways N key isn't working)


SCOTSMEN -




PS3 - It doubles as a paperweight and a doorstop!!


TAGS: ps3 funny awesome right sucks paperweight doorstop
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by Atheist_101

LD0ne - May 6, 2010, 1:39 pm
i'm actually starting to like mine.. god of war 3 and heavy rain were awesome
Jaybroni - October 24, 2009, 1:47 pm
It's also a space heater.
El Dirtio - October 22, 2009, 1:29 pm
So many great f***ing games coming out I got a stiffy.
Eathanskies - October 21, 2009, 4:56 am
fanboys still exist? instead of bickering like a child, you could get both consoles and win win
DrEvo82 - October 20, 2009, 5:31 pm
Yeah right, I'll be playing my PS3 while your X-box is in for repairs.
mmmBingSoo - October 20, 2009, 5:15 pm
really mods? reallylllylyy?


LOVE - Opens the door to all you value in life.


TAGS: love key door
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Watcher

rerun - February 12, 2012, 9:02 am

post to motitwist too


DESOLATION -


TAGS: bumper cars of doom
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Sean

rerun - April 16, 2011, 9:22 pm

works either way. 5 RADs of nuclear fallout
Sean - April 16, 2011, 5:07 pm
Thank you. But now I think I shoulda stopped after the first line. Would notta been funny, but depressing. On MotiFake that's just as good. Sometimes even better.
marlygirl - April 16, 2011, 1:51 pm
5L, good stuff Sean.
NotoriousGIL - April 16, 2011, 11:11 am
High 5 for dead clowns.
ICEMAN - April 15, 2011, 9:41 pm
That's universal. 5


THANKS - for the advice, you genius




CHICKEN HAWK - Looks like Foghorn Leghorn couldn't keep you safe from the Colonol.




REUNIONS -


TAGS: impending doom hatfield mccoy gator
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

spacedog - October 22, 2010, 5:36 pm
5L


SILVER LINING? -




TRUE LOVE - "I'll never let you go, Jack" *snaps frozen hand off*




20 TO LIFE - Your never take me to places I've never been before... OK, shall we begin with the kitchen now ?




I AM AN OUTDOORSMAN - The fact I am getting drunk on the patio is proof ...


TAGS: outdoorsman pation getting drunk proof
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 28, 2011, 3:19 pm
Guess I need to get me a patio set too... Isn't the guy in the background the Old Spice Man ?
Airman - June 28, 2011, 1:48 pm
man after my own heart


JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES - Wait 'til they knock on my door.


TAGS: jehovah s witness armed door knock redneck
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by MustyK

reason - October 18, 2009, 4:39 pm
wow! it takes alot to impress me with an arsenal but this one is pretty d*** good. Everything you would need in case of jehovas witnesses... or zombies


E-X-C-E-R-C-I-S-E - Judge: spell exercise. Kid: could I have a definition. Judge: an activity, often performed outdoors, that requires physical exertion. Kid: Outdoors?




DEATH RAY -


TAGS: death ray reay doom
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

Nagard - June 22, 2010, 9:32 am
lol'd hard
Incorrigible010 - November 6, 2009, 1:51 am
Doubtful. Notice the highlights in the flume? They're called "Mach Diamonds" for good reason. :)
Ed-Hyde - October 2, 2009, 1:40 pm
I'm loving fact being stranger than fiction. I wonder if you could mount that on a Light Armored Vehicle without launching it to the moon.
Hremsfeld - October 2, 2009, 12:40 pm
IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!!
Guitboxer - June 16, 2009, 11:13 pm
Methane rockets look so cool, about time we did something with all those cow fumes!
will - May 8, 2009, 12:02 am
SHAZZZAAAM mother f***er
LogicDude - April 15, 2009, 4:17 pm
I tried to keep this off of eBay...I just didn't have any room to store it anymore!


OH MAH GAWD, - WHY HASN'T I KNOCKED FIRST?!


TAGS: cat scared knocked door first
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Benlulz

Benlulz - September 14, 2010, 1:40 am
K thx guys ^^
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:17 pm
It took me 3 read-throughs before I got the laugh.... unfortunately, I voted after the first read.
Faceplant31 - September 13, 2010, 3:39 pm
Yea wat they said. IMO it is a decent poster but it is old school internet humor so it wont be liked all to well in this day in age.
GreyScorpion - September 13, 2010, 3:17 pm
makes me want a cheezburger...and to hit you with a broom, or a hammer. j/k, forget the broom. :) there are lots of threads and people to help you, all you have to do is invest a little effort in reading, and don't be afraid to ask a question.
Benlulz - September 13, 2010, 3:09 pm
:D
5150monkeylove - September 13, 2010, 2:48 pm
check out the forum thread "noob questions" and run ideas by other, more experienced MFers.
Benlulz - September 13, 2010, 2:41 pm
Comment please, i wna know what you guys think of this poster... is it just another lame poster ? is it good? give me tips for my next one , im just a beginner ^^


REAL MUSIC -


TAGS: the doors calendar great music
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by caveman

sureok - June 25, 2012, 5:44 pm
Very nice!!!!


DEAR RICH BASTARD -




THE LAKE - is down that there empty trail. Ya hear a banjo playin', ya gone too far.




LINEMEN -


TAGS: life time day work job outdoor power wire feet high air net excuse office quote pilon tower
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by giulio

CANADA - August 20, 2009, 10:43 am
I work for Manitoba Hydro an I see these guys all the time. usually allot higher than 60 feet though


OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES -




PREMONITION - I had this overwhelming feeling of impending doom... and then it hit me.


TAGS: baseball doom timing
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

Grimgravy - April 18, 2011, 4:49 pm
I was laughing my b*** off before I even read the caption. Well done.
djinnyf - April 18, 2011, 10:49 am
This is such a lucky picture! But yeah, some people have weird reflexes.. like the woman who protects herself with her plate... or the guy (black shirt) who seem to think closing his eyes is enough.. or the guy who gets it, and didn't expect it at all! xx
NotoriousGIL - April 9, 2011, 8:54 am
Hey ICEMAN- just realized my av was a pic you used. Sorry for being so clueless; I pulled that off the net a while back, didn't know it was a poster here! Sorry!
NotoriousGIL - April 9, 2011, 3:45 am
Thanks man! I hadn't noticed that dude; I keep looking at the guy with the little girl in the foreground that is moving away but leaving her there!
ICEMAN - April 9, 2011, 3:39 am
Oh yeah, NotoriousGIL, love your avatar: #122701
ICEMAN - April 9, 2011, 3:35 am
I love the look on the face of the guy in the black shirt at the top of the pic.


DOORS - They'll get you every time.




MAYAN CALENDAR -


TAGS: mayan calendar palin doom is coming
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Lurch - July 22, 2010, 1:34 am
aaaah! It all makes sense now!
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 9:23 pm
wolves*
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 9:22 pm
Will I get to shoot eolves from a helicopter? If so, she's got my vote.
ILB - September 22, 2009, 9:09 pm
Agreed :)
Wolfie - April 8, 2009, 3:46 pm
Preparing end of world celebrations, let's go out with a bang
agdaniele - February 8, 2009, 1:03 pm
Excellent.


A LITTLE GAME - Once I had a little game, I liked to crawl back into my brain, I think you know the game I mean, I mean the game called "go insane" ---The Doors


TAGS: hallucinogens the doors
Rating: 3.23/5

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Bartimaeus - August 2, 2010, 2:45 am
Dammit! I just lost the game.


VICTORY IN DEFEAT -


TAGS: the front door might slam but the back door it rings
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

rerun - May 29, 2010, 10:17 pm

they were and probably all still easy women.
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 10:12 pm
What did she expect when she made you hang out with her friends everyday? 5/5
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 9:41 pm
LOL! It never has the "team player" result that you fantasize about.
rerun - May 29, 2010, 9:38 pm

I agree 100%. The look on my ex wife face after her best friend told her we had "done it" was priceless
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:11 pm
Very nice.


"Just You Wait Henry Higgins" -




PHOTO BOMBER -




Put Up Your Dukes -


TAGS: octopus door hook
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by ughomer

falloutghoul - August 13, 2013, 7:55 pm
Queensbury Rules, eh?
GaryO - August 13, 2013, 3:23 pm
Love this one
Iconoclast - August 13, 2013, 12:23 pm
Now I'll never look at coat hooks the same way. 5L


CUZ THEY SAID? -


TAGS: canadian enjoy outdoors
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 15, 2013, 9:20 am
Thank you
GaryO - March 15, 2013, 8:53 am
Love this one


MARVEL PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL -


TAGS: monty python holy grail iron man doctor doom
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Anonymous2

Anonymous2 - September 17, 2010, 10:54 pm
Ahh, yes, never understimate the power of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, now my #2 motifake.
Kspace - September 16, 2010, 8:29 am
In all seriousness crossing Doom over into Iron Man for one of the movies wouldn't necessarily suck worse than Iron Man 2...


THE LAST DAY ON EARTH -


TAGS: blame prediction failure excuse doomsday
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

CloudchaserS - December 21, 2012, 10:42 am
Oh that's easy. Depending on your political party affiliation, just blame Democrats or Republicans


OPPURTUNITY -


TAGS: knock at door creepy find
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - February 18, 2012, 9:44 pm
yeah, it's supposed to be. Probably could have worded it better.
Verdeckt - February 18, 2012, 9:05 pm
Is the title part of the joke?


MANCUB JUNGLE -


TAGS: oobie doo doobie yes please
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Grimgravy - April 18, 2011, 1:49 pm
I love this one! And you've given me such a hankering for Louis Prima tunes.


WATCH OUT FOR TRAP WINDOWS -




BREAKING UP - Best explained through a doodle.




HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPPEDALIOPHOBIA - The fear of long words. Zoinks!


TAGS: fear scooby doo
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Donkasaurus

Donkasaurus - October 20, 2010, 12:27 am
Iceman, highly doubt it.
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 9:34 am
surprise b*** secks for a scooby snack??
ICEMAN - October 15, 2010, 2:58 am
Gee thanks. I hated living without knowing someone could teach me a word I already knew.
Donkasaurus - October 15, 2010, 2:42 am
For anyone seeking pronunciation its kind of like Hippo pot-o monstrasa skwip uh-dal-yuh phobia
Donkasaurus - October 15, 2010, 2:38 am
For the record - If you don't believe this is a real word...google it. I feel the bastard that came up with it must have been pure evil...yeh...evil genius.


THE OUTDOORS - Haha, you're stuck behind a desk.


TAGS: work outdoors lake
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by Justin

God - June 22, 2008, 1:55 pm
It's in ph**oshop land you a**holes.
Thor - March 19, 2008, 3:28 am
I am pretty sure that it must be Norway, somewhere on the West coast.
Tom - March 14, 2008, 6:47 pm
d*** YOU TO HELL!!! *shakes fist in air*
Dave - March 14, 2008, 3:39 pm
Gorgeous sh**, anyone know where it is?


WAIT! - what if its unlocked?




DESPAIR - I am in it!




FEAR - The kid in the right knows it far better than you do.




FORBIDDEN -


TAGS: bar door permission hellchild
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

rerun - October 11, 2010, 8:14 pm

Brutal, I love this
Cubbybear - October 11, 2010, 2:06 pm
Would you like a piece of candAhhhhhhhhhhhh!?
crankyhead - October 11, 2010, 12:12 pm
she looks mean enough to only want eye teeth.


PEACE OF MIND -


TAGS: door locks
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - November 3, 2012, 6:35 pm

best security system in the world right here. Leave home & only lock half of them. At any given a thief will lock/unlock the while trying to get in....or just break a window.
falloutghoul - November 2, 2012, 9:50 pm
Got enough lock5 there?


Mass Panic -




BRAVERY - I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast; for I intend to go in harm's way.




ACID ROCK -


TAGS: doo doo do do do do doo doo doo
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Airman

rnbw00 - July 27, 2011, 5:21 pm
I still have my original vinyl album. I had my sterio hooked up to some light speakers that would pulsate with color as it played. What a TRIP!
LinkFox101113 - December 31, 2010, 7:08 pm
Yeah, popped it in a MIDI composer. Sounds familiar, but I can't place it...
5150monkeylove - November 1, 2010, 3:09 pm
and god it sounded good when I played the song
5150monkeylove - November 1, 2010, 3:09 pm
I really don't try... It just oozes out of me
ICEMAN - November 1, 2010, 3:03 pm
You're one sick pup 5150. First monkeys & now fish.
5150monkeylove - November 1, 2010, 1:49 pm
Its all your fault! Now I have to grab my bass and play.


USEFUL SIGNS - If You're At The Front Door: The Back Door Is Around The Front!




HEY LADIES - How would you like to sit on my lap and discuss anything that comes up?


TAGS: doomed pick up lines
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Anonymous2

Anonymous2 - August 14, 2010, 9:30 pm
Tryal, first, if the line is said wrong, it's doomed. Second, if you get a tr***, whatever pops up first might not be yours...
tryal - August 14, 2010, 5:12 pm
1L... its supposed to be "hey baby why dont you sit on my lap and we can talk about whatever pops up first"


INNOVATION -


TAGS: backdoor shenanigans
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 12:19 am
Not all are created equal!
MO - May 7, 2009, 12:39 am
Marks in the back of the falcon with the wookie nookie all hopped up on near beer beer. Look what you started. I'm got the droids with the big big t****s....oh wait is that a knock at your door?? NOT NOT!!
Sean - May 7, 2009, 12:29 am
Let me guess. At this very moment yer outside, standing in the middle of my lawn, waiting for your great dane to finish taking his crap. Which you have no intention of stooping and scooping. Or it that Mark?
MO - May 7, 2009, 12:26 am
Once again...NOT NOT!
MO - May 7, 2009, 12:21 am
Whoopee! The originator showed up to the party party! NOT NOT!
Sean - May 7, 2009, 12:14 am
That's it you two. I've had enough of yer chicanery. Get the hell away from my slightly flawed but otherwise brilliantly executed poster. Now. G-g-get!
MO - May 6, 2009, 9:19 pm
Pattern? Just make sure you keep the wookie away from the nookie. Otherwise it'll be as big as a house house...
Mark - May 6, 2009, 9:16 pm
Droid ti***** and near beer beer? I think there's a pattern forming here here.
MO - May 6, 2009, 9:10 pm
Got it! Grab the one with the big big t****s!! I got the smokes and road/space beer beers. Crap all they got is near beer. Which aint near enough beer beer!!
Mark - May 6, 2009, 9:06 pm
Screw it. Just drop a dime bag in one of their pockets and we'll take them anyway. The boss will never know know.
MO - May 6, 2009, 9:03 pm
These aren't the droids we're looking for? d*** it now we gotta go tell the boss. You tell him...
Mark - May 6, 2009, 9:03 pm
It wasn't that bad bad. It gave me a ha ha.
MO - May 6, 2009, 9:00 pm
That was baaaad but hell it was worth a sh** sh**....not
Mark - May 6, 2009, 9:00 pm
These are not not the droids you're looking for.
MO - May 6, 2009, 8:58 pm
Maida....force be with you you!!
Mark - May 6, 2009, 8:56 pm
Maida who who?
MO - May 6, 2009, 8:50 pm
Maida
Mark - May 6, 2009, 8:43 pm
Who's there there?
MO - May 6, 2009, 8:35 pm
Start again.... Not not!
MO - May 6, 2009, 8:34 pm
Roll with it Sean; not not! who's there?
Sean. - February 13, 2009, 4:42 pm
Oh crap. I did a "not not". d***.


BRAIN TEASERS - Can you find the door in this picture?


TAGS: brain teasers door
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by wokka

TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 1:56 pm
Bad


I'm doomed -


TAGS: doomed i say
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 2, 2013, 3:43 pm
Being the oldest, trust me, sucks worse than being the middle. Except maybe for one my sisters. 4 of us so that makes her...middle class? Bahaha love making fun of siblings when they aren't around to see it! 5L for the giggle Mr. Gary.


UNFORTUNATE LOVE -


TAGS: heart wants couple doomed
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Sho - March 8, 2013, 11:29 am
Nice! 5&f
Greeny - March 8, 2013, 6:47 am
Well, that just about sums it up. Nice one Space


TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT -




THIS DOOR IS LOCKED, BROKEN AND DOESN'T TAKE YOU ANY WHERE YOU WANT TO GO - Kinda Like My Social Life




Sliding Doors -




IF THE MAYANS ARE SO SMART... - ... Why are Cortez's descendants running the coke cartels?


TAGS: mayan cortez doomssday
Rating: 4.73/5

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falloutghoul - December 3, 2012, 8:45 am
Even the Mayans are saying that the world won't end on Dec. 21st.


HUMANITY -


TAGS: human doom
Rating: 4.7/5

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GaryO - March 15, 2012, 7:29 pm
Nice compilation…very nice. I didn’t LOL, but I read it thrice
carebear - March 15, 2012, 5:18 pm
(carebear BANNED)


GIFTED - SOME PEOPLE HAVE IT, SOME PEOPLE DON'T -


TAGS: door sign gifted wytch
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cloudchaser - August 14, 2011, 1:59 am
The other night, a touron making online reservations called me and asked what the tag saying "rates change during stay" meant. I was very polite and said "rates go up on the weekend," but was thinking "exactly what it says, you touron"
Verdeckt - August 13, 2011, 9:25 pm
Post to Stupid Humans also.


ALARM SYSTEM? - Nope, don't need one




THIS BLACK HOLE - is where your relationship is going.


TAGS: black hole relationship failure doom
Rating: 4/5

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Claire - June 3, 2010, 12:00 am
Classic!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 2, 2010, 9:47 pm
Speak for yourself. Mines going to civil court.


HUMOR -


TAGS: life time woman outdoor sun beach sea side bikini ***y hair everything
Rating: 3.96/5

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Derek - December 19, 2009, 5:46 am
The sincerest form of flattery :-)
MrRandom - December 19, 2009, 3:04 am
Barbie your dream girl? Quiet, ditsy and full of plastic?
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 3:03 am
I'm too much of a fan of this!
peteypobmthr trucker - December 19, 2009, 1:19 am
tease!
Produceman117 - December 18, 2009, 11:12 pm
Win.
rerun - December 18, 2009, 11:05 pm

hey now, Barbi ***bs.....bet they are plastic, just like she is.
agdaniele - December 18, 2009, 10:43 pm
IP banned. Not sure if he's dumb (or smart) enough to return.
Sean - December 18, 2009, 10:39 pm
Great. Has guilio 1L'd it yet?
agdaniele - December 18, 2009, 9:45 pm
LMAO! A most fitting tribute!!!


Ninja Cat -


TAGS: ninja cat doorway wall
Rating: 3.86/5

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Greeny - March 20, 2014, 5:37 am
One should always do a little research on the originality of an idea before posting. Remember, only you can prevent forest fires.
GaryO - March 19, 2014, 9:46 pm
purty sure this has been done....almost exactly


SCOOBY DOO AND THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACARE - The Lost Episode




POLAR BEAR MUNCHIES - Also happen to be crunchy




PERFECTION -


TAGS: me***hors kicking down the door
Rating: 3.66/5

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Sean - September 28, 2009, 2:23 pm
"Bingo!" is the "Eureka" of the masses.
Ed-Hyde - September 28, 2009, 12:15 pm
Bingo doesn't count as a me***hor for perfection. Just a more modern 'Eureka!'. I'd say you were still safe, Sean.
Sean - September 28, 2009, 11:39 am
"See this little number right here? It's a Megan Fox of b***plugs." Sorry Arnaldo, I don't think she works as a me***hor. She can still be a standard though, or an ideal maybe.
Arnaldo - September 28, 2009, 8:51 am
i know one good me***hor for perfection: Megan Fox!!
Sean - September 27, 2009, 8:22 pm
Got I hope the game of BINGO dates back a few centuries. *crosses fingers*
Derek - September 27, 2009, 5:33 pm
Yes, you hit the nail on the head.
Haarakkon - September 27, 2009, 4:26 pm
That statement rings true. Certainly not off target.


TIME - It only mocks you because someday you'll die.


TAGS: time death inevitability impotence in the face of doom
Rating: 3.5/5

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MrRandom - October 22, 2009, 7:22 pm
I love this one.
Derek - October 22, 2009, 4:29 pm
...grinds down mountains...
Sean - October 22, 2009, 4:26 pm
Brilliant. I love the deadpan delivery. Amazing.
Fatt Matt - October 22, 2009, 3:43 pm
Extremely demotivating +5
Jmac0585 - October 22, 2009, 2:48 pm
Time defeats all enemies.
RON - October 22, 2009, 2:05 pm
my 5L!
BoneCD - October 22, 2009, 2:03 pm
5 mocking Poodles Wit! I always wondered what that incessant "tick tock" was all about


SCIENCE FICTION TODAY - I don't have to write about the future. For most people, the present is enough like the future to be pretty scary. William Gibson




'SPECIAL DELIVERY' - Truckers are generally courteous and strong, pushing the hammer lane along I94, but how many times have we told you.. 'Use The Back Door'..!!


TAGS: trucker crash door peterbilt special
Rating: 3.33/5

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forseti - July 20, 2010, 8:59 am
he probably saw the "TWIST"-sign first...


FOR ME -


TAGS: women goddesses doormats pablo picasso
Rating: 3.12/5

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Derek - August 24, 2009, 6:10 am
The kind of man to steer your daughter clear of.


CLIMB -




GOOD THING - That door was installed to that Men's room. Now they can have privacy.




WILL YOU BE MY MOMMA? - Now isn't that cute? The little fellow wants us to be his momma!




ENVY - It's Lurking Again!




DOOM FROM ABOVE -


TAGS: doody on the suity
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - November 7, 2010, 8:06 am

awesome. spike....hit the dog's profile and learn.
spikeback - November 6, 2010, 5:47 pm
huh
agdaniele - November 6, 2010, 2:31 pm
Niiiiice.


WISH AWAY -


TAGS: doors calendar hyacinth house need
Rating: 4.89/5

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Derek - June 26, 2012, 12:34 am
Someone like a receptionist; friendly, but regarding you as of no consequence.
Sho - June 25, 2012, 10:44 pm
Good stuff! I like the sleek modern looking style
GaryO - June 25, 2012, 11:19 am
One word……..Facebook
mariand - June 25, 2012, 7:12 am
well, that one is the hardest to find...


HAPPY PASSOVER...WE KNOW WHOS BOOD THAT IS ON THE DOOR FRAME -




KNOCK KNOCK -


TAGS: alone door
Rating: 4.5/5

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twill1962 - July 16, 2012, 10:22 pm
Thanks. Now I need to change my armor.


QUOTES -


TAGS: pzy out through use door
Rating: 4.5/5

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Talisman - August 3, 2011, 2:46 pm
Toronto FTW!


OPTIONS - When The Red's Blocking The Pink, You Shoot For The Brown


TAGS: one door closes one door opens *** menstration
Rating: 4.16/5

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lesterinside - February 24, 2010, 4:36 am
LoL. nah thanx i'd rather go for the 8 ball.
rerun - February 6, 2010, 2:37 pm

thanks for the line Trash. Poor spelling is a family tradition
erock - February 6, 2010, 11:06 am
good one rerun!
Produceman117 - February 6, 2010, 6:58 am
Nice, Rerun. 5L.
BoneCD - February 6, 2010, 5:49 am
Very nicely done rerun!!!
TheTrashHeap - February 6, 2010, 1:12 am
You make me proud boy. And like any good man you even spelled "Rag" wrong. 5 Bloody Lions old chap.


AFTERTHOUGHT - I should have known not all dogs are fond of peanut butter.


TAGS: nature mistake wolf doomed
Rating: 4.13/5

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Reality Lord - September 25, 2010, 4:42 pm

i'de give the icemans caption a 5L on this one....n1 ice!!!!
ICEMAN - September 25, 2010, 12:39 am
You obviously have not used it correctly.


THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS - When you can't think of anything funny to post on motifake. You get black and white, and curl up in doorways, pulling your own hair and crying; "WHY?! WHY CAN'T I BE FUNNY?!"


TAGS: depression black white doorway woo
Rating: 4.11/5

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agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 9:29 pm
No, it's black and white. 5L
5150monkeylove - September 7, 2010, 1:23 pm
This is golden! 5L
Faceplant31 - September 7, 2010, 1:18 pm
ROR at the fake and the comments
rerun - September 7, 2010, 11:21 am

I thought you wore a size 6, that must be why it hurts so bad
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 11:02 am
we all have our days like that, except ReRun...he's freakin' hilarious all the time! why only this morning, he covered all the toliets at MotiHQ with saran warp...what a prankster...now he's on his way to the hospital, to get a female size 7 removed..


PROJECTILES -


TAGS: glass door acne popper
Rating: 3.69/5

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Reality Lord - February 23, 2012, 5:36 pm

omg...loz


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